Valentines Day

Voice of Reason

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Ulster Lion, I think that a late night trip to the zoo on St. Valentine's Day is romantic. You can watch the beasties getting it one with each other and sometimes a zoo will put on a special tour for couples. The one in San Francisco is very popular.

How about the World Pangolin Day event the day afterwards?
 

Supporting Millwall

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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

AND ONE UP THE BUM. NO HARM DONE.
 

Supporting Millwall

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My ex misus immaced (hair remover)
My head and eyebrows one Valentine's day.
When I came home from a leaving do in the afternoon well pished when we was meant to be going out for dinner.
She kicked off said she wouldn't go Tamasha in Bromley was going spammy.
I was like Ok then fuck it I'm going to bed.
Woke up the next morning and thought it smells like Ammonia in here. Got in the shower and all me hair was coming out in clumps. Then I look in the bathroom mirror and I've got no eyebrows either. Fucking nutty cunt she was.
 

lionheart48

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never had anything to do with it, more commercialism to go along halloween and all the other bollocks about a real as my great grand mothers nylon stick on nails.
 

Millwall tel

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Trying to think up some original stuff to write in a card for the bride tomorrow. I've a few ideas, but would welcome your suggestions....... The filthier the better....... Roses are red, and I am a hunk, let me cover your face with my spunk..... That type of thing please.
Haha!
 

Nobby86

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Sadly I will be working night shift on Valentine's day.

But even if I wasnt working....the night would consist of a good few drinks at the local, cheeky ticket then home for babestation or Apocalypse Now........

Honestly cant deal with romance any more...
 

Ulster Lion

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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

AND ONE UP THE BUM. NO HARM DONE.
Love the end bit, but you didn't half waffle on a bit at the beginning.
 

Kryan Bing

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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

AND ONE UP THE BUM. NO HARM DONE.
"AND ONE UP THE BUM, NO HARM DONE" .
Ena Sharples, had lovingly said...

"BUT, TWO UP THE BUM, MUCH MORE FUN"
Discustingly said, by Right Said Fred.