No mate im rumping this bird round there, she wears these tight spandex leggins, right dirty she is mate. She just sent me some flowers looked like they came from the petrol garage though, tight cow.
John Lennon used to live around there as well.
Never knew that
Yeah he used to hang around strawberry fields.
Would you be busting moves like Neil from the inbetweeners mate ?With me on the dance floor 100% J.
You chasing that bird next door Tel to get your flowers back?Fat cunts. 1st one back since slipped disc last summer.
that mark in my life where body isn’t letting me get away with eating as much crap as I want.
lazy cunt i drive 25 times more miles than thatFat cunts. 1st one back since slipped disc last summer.
Didn’t know that J
A pain in the arse.?..... Sounds like a place I'd like to live.What it like living in COCKSBOTTOM Tel, is there much to do around there ?
He's winding you up Tel !,John Lennon lived in Surrey !.
Nice Thaï restaurant down there can’t remember the name
i know Bowie was around here
I'm sure there's an expert around here somewhere who can tell you exactly where Bowie lived !.
I’m sure your right mate haha. I know he went ravens wood school
