The definitive summer transfer gossip and assorted crap from clickbait nobodies thread.

Peckham Lion

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Post all rumours and complete fabrications from Twitter cranks and self proclaimed ' in the know ' loons, here. Otherwise the board will just get flooded with crap links and assertions from complete mutton heads.

I'll start, a bloke in B&Q Dartford branch reckons Jed is on his way to Chelsea, Villa, Norwich, or possibly Barnsley for squillions plus a youth team player in return. See, it's easy, just make something up or post a link of something you've seen elsewhere that someone else has made up.

Admin could you make this a sticky please, ta.
 

Ulster Lion

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Missus was telling me that when she was at her Gynaecology appointment, her specialist told her that he heard from somebody he knows, that we're going to sign Assombalombalombalaomba.
Well, she thinks that's what he said, as he was hard to make out with his face down there.
 

markmwal953

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Hate all these ITK rumours ,we rarely get the player mentioned ,won't believe it until the club confirms it or GR says he is intrested , it would be nice to not have to troll through thread after thread of names and rumours ,keep it all in one place and only start a thread when player is confirmed pleaseeeeee
 

SEL

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I will submit this link > https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/9...-we-could-see-emerge-at-millwall-this-summer/

9 bits of business both in and out.

What is great about this, is not only most of it complete crap, stating the obvious or rehashing previous transfer gossip, but they also make you click a next page button to view the next info. The first is the sale of Jed Wallace and the second the return of Molumby. I left it there....
 

Ilderton Wanderer

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That football league world site is one of the absolute worst for utter bollocks, I’m glad most people have sussed it out for the click bait rubbish it is. I’m sure it was that site that stuck up a story a couple of years ago about us signing some random Turkish goalie and this page went into full on ‘Harris you cunt!’ meltdown.
 

Saxon Lion

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I've just gone to the shops and they've ran out of adult nappies. I've tried several other shops and no luck.
This is really stressing me out and all my ex wife says is well you'll just have to poo your knickers.
Have you ever woken up with runny poo down your legs not nice what can I do.
This is a transfer column Bromley, oh I see what you have done, it’s a transfer from your bum to the legs.
 

Peckham Lion

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I’m sure it was that site that stuck up a story a couple of years ago about us signing some random Turkish goalie and this page went into full on ‘Harris you cunt!’ meltdown.
It went into Harris out mode when we signed Bart. He'll still be getting blamed by some for our future signings. I often wonder how many he actually told to fuck off to palace, with all the flack he still gets. I reckon he's upset a few in the players and families lounge too. All he said was, who are you? #letitgo #you are a nobody outside your own head. Ego's ha!
 

Kryan Bing

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With this thread in full swing now, where does this leave the geezer in the car park? Do we not listen to him anymore? Has someone fed him to the fishes?
It's a bit of a worry really. He was possibly, the most uncredible source of anything 'Wall related that we could hope for.
 

Ulster Lion

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I've just gone to the shops and they've ran out of adult nappies. I've tried several other shops and no luck.
This is really stressing me out and all my ex wife says is well you'll just have to poo your knickers.
Have you ever woken up with runny poo down your legs not nice what can I do.
Do nothing. Don't even bother cleaning it. It's only going to happen again anyway..... But squirt a bit of Toilet Duck round your ring if it gets itchy.