Quotes from the Charlton no life forum

The typical condescending Palace fan likes to throw the Kent accusation at us because although part of our support has been part of the working class white flight further out into South East London and into Kent deep down it really only serves to highlight their own inadequacies about the bland suburban nothingness of their own club.

A club that has changed colours, badges and nicknames many times over the years to mimic other successful continental clubs in the hope it will give them some kind of identity. It’s why the Holmesdale fanatics are lauded by their support when everyone else in the country is in fits of laughter at their cringeworthy antics. And it’s why Crystal Palace as a club cling tragically to the ‘South London’ banner in the desperate hope that they will be accepted as edgy and relevant. They constantly have to tell everyone who will listen that they are from South London, a bit like the hipsters who carry bags saying ‘Shoreditch’ or T-shirts emblazoned with ‘Brixton’ in a vain attempt to convince not only everyone else but also themselves that they are something they are not, and that is exactly what Palace are.

We know what we are, a small underachieving football club, but we have a character and a rich working class lineage that can be traced right back to the very beating heart of the London docklands. That is why we don’t need to endlessly fib about where we are from and what we are about, nor do we need choreographed singing sections or ridiculous banners or silly smoke displays. We are Millwall with a proud history of working class culture and Crystal Palace however much they try and fake it can never match that.

You left out their ridiculous and desperate claim to be considered the oldest football club in the league.

The only thing I will say about Crystal Palace is that they were very much ahead of their time... a soulless club, playing in a bland stadium in suburbia, with a carefully manufactured brand and supported by middle-class office types since their foundation. That’s now a template embraced by many other clubs. Palace are very much a club that ‘belongs’ in the Premier League.
 
You left out their ridiculous and desperate claim to be considered the oldest football club in the league.

The only thing I will say about Crystal Palace is that they were very much ahead of their time... a soulless club, playing in a bland stadium in suburbia, with a carefully manufactured brand and supported by middle-class office types since their foundation. That’s now a template embraced by many other clubs. Palace are very much a club that ‘belongs’ in the Premier League.
Oldest professional club in the world still playing I think. And of course founding members of the football association itself.

This is quite literally our game you play. Or try to.
 
Oldest professional club in the world still playing I think. And of course founding members of the football association itself.

This is quite literally our game you play. Or try to.
Wrong club, mate. I think the historian followed the wrong trail: he's as deluded as the next Palace fan.

You are no more the oldest club than Croydon Common FC. In fact, are you Croydon Common in disguise....?

You date from 1905. End of. Don't kid yourself otherwise.
 
. But Sussex? Even if I were from Croydon rather than Catford that still wouldn’t make sense.
Trains coming in from Sussex on matchdays ramped out with stripey nigels, one after the other, in answer to your dig about us all residing in Kent. When was Peckham, Bermondsey Deptford, Walworth or Lewisham etc, ever in Kent? Most of our season ticket holders are London based.
 
The typical condescending Palace fan likes to throw the Kent accusation at us because although part of our support has been part of the working class white flight further out into South East London and into Kent deep down it really only serves to highlight their own inadequacies about the bland suburban nothingness of their own club.

A club that has changed colours, badges and nicknames many times over the years to mimic other successful continental clubs in the hope it will give them some kind of identity. It’s why the Holmesdale fanatics are lauded by their support when everyone else in the country is in fits of laughter at their cringeworthy antics. And it’s why Crystal Palace as a club cling tragically to the ‘South London’ banner in the desperate hope that they will be accepted as edgy and relevant. They constantly have to tell everyone who will listen that they are from South London, a bit like the hipsters who carry bags saying ‘Shoreditch’ or T-shirts emblazoned with ‘Brixton’ in a vain attempt to convince not only everyone else but also themselves that they are something they are not, and that is exactly what Palace are.

We know what we are, a small underachieving football club, but we have a character and a rich working class lineage that can be traced right back to the very beating heart of the London docklands. That is why we don’t need to endlessly fib about where we are from and what we are about, nor do we need choreographed singing sections or ridiculous banners or silly smoke displays. We are Millwall with a proud history of working class culture and Crystal Palace however much they try and fake it can never match that.

Palace= try hards
 
Trains coming in from Sussex on matchdays ramped out with stripey nigels, one after the other, in answer to your dig about us all residing in Kent. When was Peckham, Bermondsey Deptford, Walworth or Lewisham etc, ever in Kent? Most of our season ticket holders are London based.

Another Palace and Charlton trope this... they know we don’t care about who gets the ‘biggest’ gates between each of us modestly supported clubs, or which is the most ‘successful’ of each of us historical second tier clubs... so, they go for ‘you’re not even a proper London club nonsense’. But, as you say, most Millwall season ticket holders have a SE postcode. In terms of ratio of the match day crowd, Millwall are probably the best supported London club by actual locals still (in our case, people living in Lewisham, Southwark, Greenwich, Lambeth and Hackney).
 
Palace= try hards

Exactly. We are happy in our own skin. We know that if you asked most football fans...

Which club do you most associate with SE London culture, such as showcased in the likes of ‘Only Fools and Horses’ - it would be us.

Which London club has the most partisan support - it would be us.

Which London club has the most working-class fan base - it would be us.

Which SE London club’s ground would you least like to go to for a evening play-off / relegation or promotion six pointer - it would be us.

And those are the things we care about. So who gives a fuck what the office bods who support Charlton or Palace think.
 
The video showing The "Ultras" marching from their local pub to
the ground with a police escort ( which they had requested ) sums
them up . Complete and utter wankers !

That was for the game against us.

The deluded fuckers think it was the Police keeping an eye on them to stop them causing trouble, the truth was they were there for their protection.
 
Can’t believe there are a few pages on Palace

the biggest no mark club and no mark fans in England

they claim to be South London Ultras but turn up at our ground with only 800 when we play them despite being a few miles away

a set of ultras so mental and violent they ask for a police escort to be protected at their own ground when they play us.

a ground of complete deluded cocks
 
Again, I think if you asked people to label the following pictures based on what they know or think about the three SE London clubs they’d go...

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Crystal Palace fans

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Charlton Athletic fans

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Millwall fans
This made me laugh a lot. Because out of the three it’s the pic at the bottom, who you clearly aspire to, that I find the most embarrassing. I think one of the inbetweeners is genuinely a Palace fan.

But come on. That isn’t how people see Millwall. I wouldn’t expect to see any of you in a suit unless it was in court.
 
Outrageous comment. I’ve always thought Charlton were far more similar to you than to us (and they certainly like to think so).

Only whereas you’re obsessed with wanking off over fictional times you single handed stood up to a firm of 7000 zulus who had you cornered in an ally, when you were 5, they’re obsessed with trains.

You’re like cousins really. I particularly enjoy the way you get all hot and bothered about SE25 not being in London when all of you, Millwall and Charlton, seem to have moved wholesale to north Kent.

Hope you’re all keeping well.
You should change your name from noburberry to knobhead and piss off.
 
Trains coming in from Sussex on matchdays ramped out with stripey nigels, one after the other, in answer to your dig about us all residing in Kent. When was Peckham, Bermondsey Deptford, Walworth or Lewisham etc, ever in Kent? Most of our season ticket holders are London based.
I saw an interesting map in Glaziers Hall once with the old county lines. Most of Deptford was Kent, with a little bit of Surrey.

Weirdly a tiny bit of the north bank of the Thames was also Kent, which I’ve never heard of, and no clue what the reason for it was.
 

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