My dog can bring a ball under control better than any player in the England squad.
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate, Kryan.Are you back playing football with your dog again?
I seem to remember you nearly breaking your leg last time you played football with your dog. She watched and had you chasing the ball.
If it wasn't you, my apologies. But still, at your age, playing football with your dog is a tad ambitious, old chap.