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Millwall tel

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If it's true all adults who want the jab will of had it by late July then October seems a logical date for a full return.
Logically yeas Herman but it would be mad to open up everything and let 12000+ into the stadium and then be back to square 1 again. I think they may go with the 2000 or something but I can’t see us getting back to normal this year
 

Axholme Lion

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Logically yeas Herman but it would be mad to open up everything and let 12000+ into the stadium and then be back to square 1 again. I think they may go with the 2000 or something but I can’t see us getting back to normal this year
At that rate half the league will have folded by then which would probably suit the powers that be just fine. No more going to the match. Just sit at home with your Sky TV subscription, a PL shirt and a bucket of popcorn. No thanks.
 

Life with the Lions

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Lovely..... Put me off my yoghurt.
Got my first jab today, 2nd due in May, so I'll ring Boris later, and tell him to get the finger out, and get the football back on with normal attendance.
Which arm did you have the jab in, Ulster?

They usually put it in your less dominant arm, the one you don’t wank with!

If so, that could be a great result! Having a wank with your dead arm can trick your brain into thinking a lovely lady is wanking you off instead!

So somebody once told me! 🤣

Ulster, can you give it a go and let us know if what I was told was correct?

Ta.
 

Gaeilge Millwall

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It's no good people slating the O B on here, they have actually been extremely positive with their views to getting us back in to the Den. They have stated that they are happy for Millwall to operate a full house capacity, all the fans have to do. Is to have proof of the jab, or that at least they have had it.
Bring all of the paperwork to the service station one hour before kick off, it is situated on the M74 just outside Glasgow. This is to deter forgers.
They will then scan the documents directly to the Den, and people can just walk in.
Each home game they are prepared to do this for us.

:):):)
 

Ulster Lion

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Which arm did you have the jab in, Ulster?

They usually put it in your less dominant arm, the one you don’t wank with!

If so, that could be a great result! Having a wank with your dead arm can trick your brain into thinking a lovely lady is wanking you off instead!

So somebody once told me! 🤣

Ulster, can you give it a go and let us know if what I was told was correct?

Ta.
I'm sorry I can't help you out with that, cos I haven't used an arm / hand for self abuse since I was a teenager.
I have perfected the Ulster Lotus position, where I am able to contort my lower limbs into such a position that the soles of my feet are touching each other, giving me a warm crevice to utilise.
For added realism, I put glue on my bare feet, then kick the dog, although if you prefer a shaven haven, just tear away on your plates as they are. If you really fancy a lifelike experience, jump up and down on a warm tuna sandwich.
I found that this leaves one's hands free for other important tasks, ie, fast forwarding porn videos to the money shots, eating a kebab, drinking a beer, or helping the kids with their homework.
Everyone's a winner.