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Peckham Lion

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I went to our local Chinese restaurant last night and got chatting to the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a Kamikaze pilot. Because he was Chinese he was given the Call Sign 'Chow Mein'.
I said 'Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?' To which he replied

Yes I was Chicken Chow Mein'