joke time

john stitch

Well-known member
too much gloom and doom around, time for some jokes.

i went to the super market yesterday, said i want to make a complaint. this vinegars got lumps in it, he said, thats the pickled onions

my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he a catholic converter

my mate fell in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel
 

john stitch

Well-known member
teacher: right johnny, if i gave you 2 cats, then another 2, then another 2, how many cats would you have?
johnny: 7
teacher: no johnny 6, now, if i gave you 3 apples, then 2, how many apples would you have?
johnny: 5
teacher: correct johnny, now again, i give you 2 cats, then 2 cats then 2 cats again, how many cats do you have?
johnny: 7
teacher: NO JOHNNY! 2 plus 2 plus 2 is 6 cats
johnny: no its 7, i've already got a fucking cat!
 

whiskylion

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teacher: right johnny, if i gave you 2 cats, then another 2, then another 2, how many cats would you have?
johnny: 7
teacher: no johnny 6, now, if i gave you 3 apples, then 2, how many apples would you have?
johnny: 5
teacher: correct johnny, now again, i give you 2 cats, then 2 cats then 2 cats again, how many cats do you have?
johnny: 7
teacher: NO JOHNNY! 2 plus 2 plus 2 is 6 cats
johnny: no its 7, i've already got a fucking cat!
That had me in Stitch's...