Joint's for jabs

markmwal953

Well-known member
Only the yanks could be so crazy

The US state of Washington is offering people a free marijuana joint if they get vaccinated against Covid.

The state’s liquor and cannabis board has said the ‘Joints for Jabs’ scheme is legal and can begin immediate. It means that every adult is eligible to claim a free joint after their vaccination.

Washington follows in the footsteps of many other US states who are offering its citizens incentives in a bid to entice more people to come forward for their jabs. In West Virginia vaccine recipients are being offered the chance to win guns while Ohio is offering five people the chance to win $1 million each.



It comes as the number of people receiving a Covid vaccine in the US has fallen to its lowest level since January. Vaccine take-up rates are plummeting across America with less than 500,000 adults now being vaccinated each day – down from a peak of 3.4 million in April.
 

BigPaul

Well-known member
Don't take the piss you run away from a mouse.
Actually, it was a RAT!
Worse than that it was an angry rat.
If you recall the rat ended up dead.
Yes, I made a tactical withdrawal to seek a suitable weapon.
But in the end I dealt with it and most importantly did not get bitten.
It was about 10 times bigger than the largest mouse, and equally aggressive.
Still, don't let the facts get in the way of a good piss take. :grinning: :grinning: :grinning: :grinning:
 

waterloowacker

Well-known member
Actually, it was a RAT!
Worse than that it was an angry rat.
If you recall the rat ended up dead.
Yes, I made a tactical withdrawal to seek a suitable weapon.
But in the end I dealt with it and most importantly did not get bitten.
It was about 10 times bigger than the largest mouse, and equally aggressive.
Still, don't let the facts get in the way of a good piss take. :grinning: :grinning: :grinning: :grinning:
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 

kevrelles

Well-known member
Actually, it was a RAT!
Worse than that it was an angry rat.
If you recall the rat ended up dead.
Yes, I made a tactical withdrawal to seek a suitable weapon.
But in the end I dealt with it and most importantly did not get bitten.
It was about 10 times bigger than the largest mouse, and equally aggressive.
Still, don't let the facts get in the way of a good piss take. :grinning: :grinning: :grinning: :grinning:
There's a rat in the kitchen what am I gonna do?