Did you know that there is a difference between a midget and a dwarf? I was sitting in the passenger seat of a van years ago when me and the driver Dave saw a dwarf walk past. "Fucking hell Dave - look at that dwarf" I said. "Oh no mate", Dave replied "that's not a dwarf.... That is a midget!". It cracked me up - I never knew there was a difference and it made me question Daves Internet habits as he seemed very expert on the subject!Is he standing on a midget?