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Saxon Lion

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Young Irish lad from Belfast takes his new girlfriend home to meet his mum. The mum says to her, what do you do for a job, the young girl says I’m a prostitute. The mum collapses to the floor. She comes round 10 minutes later and says to the girl, did you say you were a prostitute. The girl says yes, the mum says thank fuck for that, I thought you said you were a Protestant.