I’ll explain for you Gazza.I assume this is some anti scouser / rangers shit us normal folks who don't give a shit about don't get.
Did same last year matr,only through the car window, went like a fucking bulletWhat a silly bollox I am. I don't find it in the slightest bit funny, as its going to cost me, but I thought I would try to build up the brownie points with the bride.
Cut the hedges and swept up, mowed the lawns, and was just finishing off strimming a flower bed, when the strimmer flicked up a stone. Straight through the fucking living room window.
Of course, Mrs Ulster was lying on the sofa in her usual confused and half asleep state, when the big dopey fucker she's married to breaks the window.
She came to the door, not very quickly might I add, and said that she thought someone may have fired a shot.
Thanks for your concern, sweet cheeks.
No doubt it's going to sting me for a few hundred quid - money that could be better spent getting over for my first game of the season.
Happy Bastarding Sunday.