You should have told us straight up they were Polish.
BREAKING NEWS : Yorkshire holds it breath as main shipping route of pork pies is blocked !!
Fred Slathwaite , Captain of the vessel, said “ One minute we were fine , then a gust of wind caught us !!”
“Yorkshire is expected to lose as much as £3.45 a day until the carnage can be cleared , which could potentially take weeks to clear “ a spokesman said .
GH is an expert on this.