Take no heed of those bad men, Obes, they're only trying to get a reaction out of you. It's not right that they're trying to imply that you're an ancient salty old sea dog. I personally think that we should all be grateful, and very honoured that a fellow Wall Lion served at Trafalgar.
Some of the piss taking at my expense has been first class and in keeping with this board's standard. For your guidance, it was o. The Home Service (now Radio 4). I was not at Trafalgar. I missed the Liberty Boat and whilst my home may be in a.different century I.'m a contented man