I'm a skinny big fucker, so the needle went in my left arm, through my chest, and out my right arm.
I told the nurse I was afraid of needles. When I took my jacket off and she saw that I'm plastered in tattoos, she slapped me on the arm - and wouldn't give me an " I've been brave" sticker.
What's happened to the NHS.?
I blame Harris.... Oops, I mean, Blair.