When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely.
Since then I've got a dog, bought a new motorbike, shagged
two women, and blown a grand on drink and drugs.
She'll go fucking mental when she gets home from work !!
Big fight at a gypsy wedding in Ireland. It ends up in court
and the judge says, "Can anyone explain what happened ?"
Paddy says" I can, I was the best man and I was dancing
with the bride. We were dancing quite close when the groom
stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny "
"I see" said...
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Dan was a single fellow living at home with his father, and
working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with
whom to share his fortune.