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  1. Ulster Lion

    Insomnia and the lockdown

    Same here mate. I get between 2 and 4 hours sleep, if I'm lucky. I get as much fresh air as possible, and keep myself busy, but nothing helps I think my brain is still in work mode, and hasn't told the rest of me that I've retired...... The only plus side is the stillness when walking the dog at...
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    Daily laugh

    Ha ha. That's my cum face.
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    Just Back v Brum on iFlop

    Silver, was just thinking, if we see any more performances like todats, would you be averse to jazzing your reports up a bit.? Most of the lads have problems with ifollow, with buffering and losing the picture and/or sound so who would know..?.... Basically lie through your teeth.... Williams...
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    Daily laugh

    One for Peckham.....
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    Just Back v Brum on iFlop

    Appreciate the report, Silver. I'm now starting to look forward to your just backs more than the games themselves. Keep up the great work.
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    Just so you know

    Sorry Dad, I fink I got it wrong again...... Yep, I fucked up. I'd organised a strip - a- gram for you, to coincide with the full time whistle.... Either I gave the agency the wrong address, or they took it down wrong. Either way, they went to the wrong address - some old duffer who lives near...
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    MATCH THREAD Birmingham V Millwall

    Never seen it, but I assume it wasn't the most exciting game, but this last lot of matches has unfortunately got us used to it. Would be great to see a game the odd time that has us thrilled and hopeful of a push to the play offs.
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    MATCH THREAD Birmingham V Millwall

    He's certainly mixing it up a bit. Who knows, he may be getting close to getting the formula just right. As long as all the lads take the game to the brummies, and play out of their skins we'll have no reason to grumble too much. COYL.
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    Just so you know

    Happy Birthday mate..
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    Jake Cooper

    He is due one soon. Doesn't throw his nut at the ball as much since big Smith came along. Still worth a punt though..
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    Saturday Quiz

    She tells me that too.
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    Just so you know

    64?.....are you sure.?... Mum always told me, when I asked who my dad was, that it was just some old spunker..and I thought you'd have been in your 80's by now .. I must have inherited your youthful good looks, and it's obvious that we're the Peter Pans of Millwall. Happy Birthday Daddy. I'm...
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    The frustration with Rowett!

    Yum yum. Try them with a parsnip wedged up your soil stack.
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    Childhood...

    I used to go out with a girl who worked in an ice cream shop. Collected her from work one Sundae :slap:, and she told me that she had a special treat for me..... Anyway, got back to her place, and after a bit of canoodling, she disappeared into the kitchen.. She came back after a few minutes...
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    Dear Santa.

    Here's hoping. I heard he only comes once a year but when he does, he fills your stockings.... I've my Christmas Eve pyjamas sorted already. A little sheer negligee, and a pair of silk stockings...... I hope Santa is a receiver too.