Recent content by midway lion

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    Daily laugh

    When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely. Since then I've got a dog, bought a new motorbike, shagged two women, and blown a grand on drink and drugs. She'll go fucking mental when she gets home from work !!
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    Daily laugh

    Big fight at a gypsy wedding in Ireland. It ends up in court and the judge says, "Can anyone explain what happened ?" Paddy says" I can, I was the best man and I was dancing with the bride. We were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny " "I see" said...
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    Radio Millwall FM 108 MHz N/W

    Great clip.
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    Daily laugh

    Have you got sex insurance ? You can now get sex insurance in England so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes. Sex with your wife........Legal and General. Sex on the telephone........Direct Line. Sex...
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    Daily laugh

    Back in the 50s it was Miss Susie Kravzit Paree.
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    The Covid good news thread N/W

    That's the first I've heard of this.
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    Quotes from the Charlton no life forum

    Fucking hell, they are turning on Sandi now. :rofl:
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    Quotes from the Charlton no life forum

    The deluded Sandi hasn't been told to do so by his fans yet, so ratboy should be OK.
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    Radio Millwall FM 108 MHz N/W

    Watching Chuka Can perform, it's easy to see where Toyah got the outfit idea from. If she only had Toyah's nipples.
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    Daily laugh

    Financial planning.....For all to understand. Dan was a single fellow living at home with his father, and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One...
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    Daily laugh

    40 Gypsies arrived at Heaven's gate. St.Peter said, "We've only got room for 12, so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in " Five minutes later St.Peter says to God, "They've gone " God says, " What all 40 of them ?" St. Peter says, "No... the fucking gates !!"
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    Daily laugh

    "SHAG" Funny word isn't it ?........ To a carpet maker, it's a long pile rug........ To a smoker it's a type of tobacco..... To an American, it's a dance......... To an Ornithologist, it's a bird........ And to you......Ya ugly bastard...... It's just a remote possibility.
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    Quotes from the Charlton no life forum

    Is it because he reminds them of Sandie Tostig ?
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    Quotes from the Charlton no life forum

    Sung to the tune of Barry Manilow's Mandy. :rofl:
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    Radio Millwall FM 108 MHz N/W

    Remember seeing Chick Corea at Ronnie Scotts, Amazing musician.