Quotes from the Charlton no life forum
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Life with the Lions
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A Spotter on Into the Valium reckons they are after the player John-Jules, from Arsenal!
John-Jules is the nephew of actor Danny John-Jules, who played the Cat in Red Dwarf!
And who was the Cat’s alter ego?
Yep, you guessed it!
DWAYNE DIBLEY!!!
Sums those Spotters up to a tee!
John-Jules is the nephew of actor Danny John-Jules, who played the Cat in Red Dwarf!
And who was the Cat’s alter ego?
Yep, you guessed it!
DWAYNE DIBLEY!!!
Sums those Spotters up to a tee!
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ringo_the_lion
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I'm waiting for the next call to arms which will be 'Let's get this to number one for Christmas'
Wippa
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You just know it’s going to happen. And they’ll go on about how doing daft shit like that makes them the best fans on the planet zzzzzI'm waiting for the next call to arms which will be 'Let's get this to number one for Christmas'
Wippa
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Discussing Danish Dave’s imminent performance on into the Valium…
“Oh god Delia. Of course, this our Delia moment.
Like Palace and Millwall fans ain't got enough ammo!”
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“Oh god Delia. Of course, this our Delia moment.
Like Palace and Millwall fans ain't got enough ammo!”
Thomas Sandgaard Song & Dance thread | Into The Valley Forum
Sandgaard breaks his silence...
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waterloowacker
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You lost me about a paragraph in but i get your drift.A Spotter on Into the Valium reckons they are after the player John-Jules, from Arsenal!
John-Jules is the nephew of actor Danny John-Jules, who played the Cat in Red Dwarf!
And who was the Cat’s alter ego?
Yep, you guessed it!
DWAYNE DIBLEY!!!
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Sums those Spotters up to a tee!
If danish dave
lf they’re selling £1 tickets, it’s tempting to go along. Watch the pregame entertainment and then piss off. They are a laughing stock and this couldn’t be topped.Discussing Danish Dave’s imminent performance on into the Valium…
“Oh god Delia. Of course, this our Delia moment.
Like Palace and Millwall fans ain't got enough ammo!”
Thomas Sandgaard Song & Dance thread | Into The Valley Forum
Sandgaard breaks his silence...
When I was a youngster I used to curse the fact I was born Millwall when my school mates supported the glory teams. With hindsight I should thank my lucky stars it could have a been a whole lot worse. What a bunch of twats!Apparently he’s been working on a song about Charlton. I don’t mean he’s going to do a rendition of valley floyd road or whatever it is they sing at the Valium, I mean he’s actually writing a song from scratch. This is so David Brent it’s unreal
Wippa
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If danish dave
lf they’re selling £1 tickets, it’s tempting to go along. Watch the pregame entertainment and then piss off. They are a laughing stock and this couldn’t be topped.
They’re now all saying they don’t care what we or palace fans think but if this was happening at palace they would be ripping the piss out of them for it and rightly so.
Life with the Lions
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Wacker - do I take it then that you’re not a fan of Red Dwarf, then?
If you’ve seen it and didn’t like it, then fair enough.
If you haven’t seen it, please give it a go! Even if you don’t like science fiction, it’s worth watching for the interplay between the four main characters!
Typing this has made me suddenly realise that it’s not only Dwayne Dibley’s character that most closely resembles a Spotty Anorak, but there are elements from two other main characters that have similarities as well!
Rimmer (could imagine a Spotter having this classic name), an officious, over bearing, pontificating grade A wanker of the highest order - all those ‘attributes’ fit a Spotter down to a T!
Kryten the Android - a neurotic, guilt ridden know all, able to wind others up the wrong way, and having a face you just want to punch!
One of my favourite bits from the show:
Cat: What? Am I the only sane one here? Why don’t we drop the defensive shields?
Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws! One, we don’t have any defensive shields, and two, we don’t have any defensive shields! Now I realise that, technically speaking, that’s only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice!
Classic!
waterloowacker
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Never seen it doesn't interest me and would watch nothing with craig charles the rapist in it.
Life with the Lions
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Well, he was acquitted of that charge, having been found not guilty by the jury.
Make of that what you will.
waterloowacker
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Crackhead who got lucky dont like the bloke used to see him in the queen anne vauxhall.
Life with the Lions
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The Spotters are all ecstatic over on Into the Valium, after completing the deal to sign “energetic” (their words) Oxford United midfielder, Sean Clare, even though he only scored 1 goal in 37 games for Oxford last season!
This is what Clare said in his interview for his new club:
"It's really exciting. I'm really happy to get it done. It is a club that I've had close to my heart for a very long time. To come back and have the chance to do what I dreamt of as a kid, to play in the first team, to be successful with a massive club like Charlton is something I'm really excited to do."
On the Valium forum, 33cafc replied:
“What a load of cock wash.”
He’s got that right! I mean, Charlton - a massive club?
This is what Clare said in his interview for his new club:
"It's really exciting. I'm really happy to get it done. It is a club that I've had close to my heart for a very long time. To come back and have the chance to do what I dreamt of as a kid, to play in the first team, to be successful with a massive club like Charlton is something I'm really excited to do."
On the Valium forum, 33cafc replied:
“What a load of cock wash.”
He’s got that right! I mean, Charlton - a massive club?
Life with the Lions
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I can just see it now: Clare will become a supporter favourite. When he plays, all the Spotters will have their arms up and swaying them from side to side as they sing this old Gilbert O’Sullivan ditty:
Clair(e)
If ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare
That moment is you
In all that you do
Oh Clair(e)
Clair(e)
If ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare
That moment is you
In all that you do
Oh Clair(e)
waterloowacker
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He are some of the quotes from their cringeworthy "Something nice happened today the world really is a good place thread"
the rest of the posts on the thread are about their kids who all seem a little backwards.
Today, I had an impromptu picnic in the park. I nipped into a sandwich shop and bought a beautiful sun-blushed tomato and mozzarella panini and ate it in the park.
I saw a baby robin
Saved a dehydrated hedgehog this afternoon. It visited the pond for water and then collapsed. My other half moved it away from the edge, put down some food and fresh water. 1 hour later he was trundling about. Happy hog, happy household!
I saved a bumble bee.
Went and got a little bit of water for it to dip its legs into and then picked it up on a leaf before placing it gently onto a flower. Watched it do its business for a short time before it began to buzz solidly, flap its wings and fly off.
I bothered to cook tonight and turned out a most fabulous apricot and pecan tarte tatin.
We’re both on top of the world. Our medical centre has just phoned with appointments for our first and follow-up Pfizer jabs. We were promised them by the end of the month but doubted the appointments would happen.
the rest of the posts on the thread are about their kids who all seem a little backwards.
Today, I had an impromptu picnic in the park. I nipped into a sandwich shop and bought a beautiful sun-blushed tomato and mozzarella panini and ate it in the park.
I saw a baby robin
Saved a dehydrated hedgehog this afternoon. It visited the pond for water and then collapsed. My other half moved it away from the edge, put down some food and fresh water. 1 hour later he was trundling about. Happy hog, happy household!
I saved a bumble bee.
Went and got a little bit of water for it to dip its legs into and then picked it up on a leaf before placing it gently onto a flower. Watched it do its business for a short time before it began to buzz solidly, flap its wings and fly off.
I bothered to cook tonight and turned out a most fabulous apricot and pecan tarte tatin.
We’re both on top of the world. Our medical centre has just phoned with appointments for our first and follow-up Pfizer jabs. We were promised them by the end of the month but doubted the appointments would happen.
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Stompie
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Hahahahaha fucking hell. It Is scary that people like that walk amongst us and It's no wonder this country Is fucked If these sad cases have an Imput In scoiety.
It shouldn't bother as much as It does but things like this get to me, who the fuck thinks a panini on a bench Is a picnic? It's like saying I dine on cruise ships because I eat a meal deal on the Woolwich ferry.
What a plain and unimaginative life It must live. I almost feel sorry for the cunt.
TheOneAndOnlyGazza
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I tried to buy a Bumble Bee from my Local Pet Shop, they said they didn't sell them, even when I pointed out they had several in the shop window, they still pretended they weren't selling them. Had to steal one in the end.